Darkness of Demikoro
Demikoro: endoflineusers: oftaggrivated: ohmyuser: joike: sassacre: oraldiarrhea: suchirolle: southernitaly: Chapstick I’m screwed. The door. ok…… GO WALL. I CHOOSE YOU. my computer ok its go time An electric fan? Wow. The blades are made of plastic and it’s all pretty lightweight. Oh no. that arrow happens to be pointing at my mom’s ass uh fart attack? SAM’S ANGRY ASS IS MY WEAPON VS KILLERS! WOO! …My Tron plushies?? XD Seriously, I am safe. The arrow is pointing at my safe. Wow! This is amazing, the arrow is pointing to my hunting shotgun. I like to see what the serial killer would do if he heard a *Click click* from a 12 Gauge.

Demikoro:

endoflineusers:

oftaggrivated:

ohmyuser:

joike:

sassacre:

oraldiarrhea:

suchirolle:

southernitaly:

Chapstick

I’m screwed.

The door.

ok……

GO WALL.

I CHOOSE YOU.

my computer ok its go time

An electric fan? Wow. The blades are made of plastic and it’s all pretty lightweight. Oh no.

that arrow happens to be pointing at my mom’s ass

uh

fart attack?

SAM’S ANGRY ASS IS MY WEAPON VS KILLERS! WOO!

…My Tron plushies?? XD

Seriously, I am safe. The arrow is pointing at my safe.

Wow! This is amazing, the arrow is pointing to my hunting shotgun. I like to see what the serial killer would do if he heard a *Click click* from a 12 Gauge.

Reblogged 11 months ago from the-flying-blue-quill (Originally from adventuresofbetahugh)
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  1. thatledge reblogged this from heyfunniest
  2. stupefykatniss reblogged this from nerdylittledude
  3. paintedindigoskies reblogged this from totallyseme and added:
    A paper fan. Well, what do you know? :D
  4. druggedunicorns reblogged this from poisonous13kiss and added:
    AIR. Now it’s my dog Xeta.
  5. anniesdfghjkl reblogged this from endangeredbitch
  6. musiccat155 reblogged this from strawberrylaugh and added:
    …A rubber band. Wooowwwww…..What the heck, do I flick it at him or something?
  7. everhappening reblogged this from naughtyowl and added:
    a cup made of duct tape, i am so screwed
  8. demikoro reblogged this from the-flying-blue-quill and added:
    endoflineusers: oftaggrivated: ohmyuser: joike: sassacre: oraldiarrhea: suchirolle: southernitaly: Chapstick I’m...
  9. moonlite-suspenders reblogged this from needklainenow and added:
    empty snapple bottle. this can work.
  10. mygaucheness reblogged this from xofuckoff
  11. cheshiremouse reblogged this from unicorn-dealing-octopus
  12. temptingyou reblogged this from spoilerqueen and added:
    ….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.
  13. sarasayssmile reblogged this from oracle-of-the-moonsand and added:
    Ukulele… haha.
  14. oracle-of-the-moonsand reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  15. all-wibblywobbly-timey-wimey reblogged this from kingmelanie and added:
    my printer… hmmm…
  16. kingmelanie reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  17. alisasi reblogged this from whysoblueberrie and added:
    Eric Foner’s book about American History @,@
  18. mrscandyv reblogged this from devinepurpose
  19. markborejon reblogged this from a-beautifulmasterpiece and added:
    A SPEAKER. Imma shove my speaker up his ass.
  20. choupatate reblogged this from porcelainmadien and added:
    A window. Ok, i’ll throw this bitch away by the window
  21. naughtyowl reblogged this from strude-heartlines and added:
    An Asian, I believe I’m safe.
  22. disneylandacidtripforever reblogged this from 500-days-of-life and added:
    a mini mets baseball bat, sweet! no lie it was actually next to me
  23. 500-days-of-life reblogged this from graceface1357 and added:
    My husky doll x.x
  24. graceface1357 reblogged this from be-at-peace-not-pieces
  25. be-at-peace-not-pieces reblogged this from melibear and added:
    A computer speaker..
  26. melibear reblogged this from callmebritish and added:
    An empty 4loko can. I’m fucked. lmao
  27. churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from clairvoyantkingsofnowhere and added:
    Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.
  28. mrgio reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  29. mesharry reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    a plate, a fork, a knife, a tv and a tv-table (?) with lots of things in :P so i’ll throw the plate at him, then stab...
  30. blahblahshelley reblogged this from fisharecool
  31. fisharecool reblogged this from dontcallmedarling and added:
    Nasal Spray. Fucking bring it.
  32. dontcallmedarling reblogged this from joshiewajames26 and added:
    Aloe Vera. Bring it.
  33. si-dios-quiere reblogged this from ellercops and added:
    a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!
  34. ellercops reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.
  35. joshiewajames26 reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    Water bottle…. I’m dead.
  36. karmafuckurself reblogged this from unic0rnhook3r
  37. maccaholic reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    katie macleod… sweet deal.
  38. thepotterkilljoyrickmaniac reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    OH GOD A TELEPHONE!
  39. unic0rnhook3r reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    a plastic bag. maybe katy perry is going to kill him with her singing?
  40. slytherin-whore-for-life reblogged this from mypatronuswasatimelord and added:
    Tv, radio, and pepsi can So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick,...
  41. nati-jade reblogged this from iam-nosuperman and added:
    A chair! Could do some damage tbf. Would need to put the baby down first though.
  42. wayfindersandpaopufruit reblogged this from graveyardfrolicking and added:
    lol it so happens to point at my bo staff behind the door. >:)
  43. graveyardfrolicking reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  44. rhythmryder reblogged this from resinfiend
  45. live-wild-live-free reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
    a pillow. I will kill you fucker!
  46. wielderofthewindwaker reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
    A hairbrush. Prepare to get your ass beat mofo.
  47. iam-nosuperman reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh and added:
    My LAPTOP :| fuck that shit, i’d rather him kill me :|
  48. h0rriblekid reblogged this from nirvaijuana